I Probably Shouldn’t Be Telling You This
For years now, Halliburton World Conquest, Inc., has been developing a new product for the U.S. Department of Defense as a means of defeating America’s enemies abroad.
The original idea for this product came from a comment by a well-known radio personality (who passed up the chance to get in on the ground floor with HWC at its founding, but that’s neither here nor there) about defeating America’s enemies by “exporting liberalism.”
Never ones to let a diabolical idea go unmilked, we at HWC immediately began research and development on a liberalism weapon. And we’ve succeeded beyond our wildest dreams.
How effective is it? Well, before we began testing, Detroit was a thriving metropolis.
Unfortunately, under the current administration DOD has decided not to place any orders for weaponized liberalism. But all is not lost. Congress and the President have been working on a plan to buy more than a trillion tons of our weaponized liberalism for the Department of Health and Human Services, for domestic use.
Naturally, for every weapon there is a defense, which we developed and perfected simultaneously with the weapon itself. Everyone here at HWC has it.
The rest of you? Sorry, you’re on your own.
I’m beginning to suspect that you aren’t as progressive as you sound. A toothless limey with a severe case of scurvy and you’re not right behind her?
Outrageous and exclusive of the finer things in life.
May the power of right continue to compel you.
The Exorcist
February 26, 2010 at 6:46 am
She needs to learn to mind her man, that’s all.
Cheney W. Halliburton
February 26, 2010 at 2:33 pm
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