Curse You, Diebold!
Even as HWC is churning out tons of weaponized liberalism for the U.S. Government, we’ve just learned that those scoundrels at Diebold have been shipping tons of weaponized stupidity (a much purified form of liberalism) to the Democratic National Committee, and it’s being deployed on news sites and blogs and even online comics sites this very morning.
Seeing this, I immediately opened the vault to check on the recipe I developed last week to refine liberalism into stupidity. It’s gone. Someone from Diebold broke in and stole the recipe, along with about 400 tons of liberalism that we hadn’t yet weaponized.
It won’t last them long; my process requires about 16 tons of liberalism to produce one ton of weapons-grade stupidity, but it gives Diebold a leg up on us when the next orders are placed.
Cursssse you, Diebold! We hatesss you, we does!
You didn’t think the DNC was capable of manufacturing any grade above “mediocre” by themselves, did you?
CGHill
March 29, 2010 at 11:25 pm
What they do manufacture isn’t by intention anyway. It happens in their offices like honey happens in a beehive: by pure instinct.
Cheney W. Halliburton
March 30, 2010 at 8:27 am