Halliburton World Conquest, Inc.

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Teleprompter 2.0

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Ever wish you could put your words into someone else’s mouth? Halliburton World Conquest, Inc. is pleased to announce that after two years of intensive testing our exclusive Mind-Control Teleprompter technology is now ready for the open market.

If you’ve been wondering how President Obama could be duped into calling Sarah Palin a pig, or talking about U.S. Navy “corpse-men,” we can now reveal that the President has been … um, co-operating — yeah, that’s the ticket — in the final testing of this exciting new technology.

Diebold, eat your cold little hearts out!

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Written by Cheney W. Halliburton

February 9, 2010 at 6:00 pm

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  1. Bastards

    td

    February 12, 2010 at 12:57 am

  2. Surely you didn’t think he was doing these things on his own? What has he ever done on his own?

    Cheney W. Halliburton

    February 12, 2010 at 1:26 pm

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