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It has come to our attention someone, perhaps from Diebold, has been leaking spreading baseless rumors that HWC is working on a commercially viable version of Portable Hole technology for release to the open market.

HWC wishes to make it clear to the world that it has never considered getting involved in that kind of thing and we have neither the theoretical basis for, nor working prototypes of, any such device.

Nor is there any truth to the accusation that a working prototype stolen from our company was responsible for Osama bin Laden’s escape from coalition forces during the attack on Tora Bora.

Furthermore, any reports that may emerge in the next few days that the person or persons responsible for these leaked reports scurrilous allegations has disappeared or been found dead under suspicious circumstances, are purely coincidental and have nothing whatsoever to do with us.

Thank you for visiting Halliburton World Conquest, Inc.

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Written by Cheney W. Halliburton

February 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm

Posted in Press Releases

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