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Artificial Unintelligence

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Do you have a blog, message board or other interactive website that’s more of a cobwebsite due to lack of activity?

You can spend hours of your day logging on and off using various pseudonyms to give an appearance of traffic, but keeping the various sockpuppets straight can get to be a real hassle. And even if you could get an artificial intelligence-simulator capable of doing the work for you, such programs remain too basic to juggle multiple identities any better than you can.

That’s why we at HWC have developed Artificial Unintelligence, a new software suite that you can install on any website and just walk away. The software will populate the message board with identities that not only fit right in with most of the real people who spend way too much time on the internet, but each identity can interact with any other identity regardless of source — and each identity will be sufficiently unique and distinguishable that you could build a network TV sitcom around any four of them.

Artificial Unintelligence, by Halliburton World Conquest — nothing apes man better.

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Written by Cheney W. Halliburton

February 26, 2010 at 3:47 pm

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