Halliburton World Conquest, Inc.

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Be Prepared

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Okay, yeah — we’re no Boy Scouts around here. But being prepared is useful even if you’re evil.

To that end, we’re preparing for the time when we get to cancel our employees’ health insurance, pay a nominal fine, and pass the savings on to the guy who smuggles my favorite cigars in from Havana.

You see, most of our employees have skill sets that can make things pretty hairy for a CEO who starts making … adjustments to their benefit plans. So I’ve hired a new VP of Corporate Security to watch my back when we start giving insurance the old heave-ho. His name is Hugh Jessel, and while you may not have heard of him you’ve almost certainly heard of his work on your police scanner or seen it at the local trauma center.

Now all I need to worry about is making sure Hugh is happy with his benefit plan.

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Written by Cheney W. Halliburton

March 18, 2010 at 9:55 pm

Posted in Press Releases

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