Halliburton World Conquest, Inc.

Your favorite evil corporate overlords, new and improved.

The Obligatory ‘About’ Page

We here at Halliburton World Conquest, Inc., are your favorite evil corporate overlords, new and improved. We don’t want to control you, we just want to own you. HWC is not in any way affiliated with any other company, corporation or cabal.

Your host is HWC’s founder and CEO, Cheney W. Halliburton — a semi-sentient snippet of internet code with the personality of a malevolent hegemon bent on world conquest. He is not in any way related to any government official, past or present (that has ever been proven in a court of law). He can be stalked via Twitter.

The comment policy is simple: You are here to entertain your host.

Be clever and play along — playing “nicely” is not required and rarely desired.

Those concerned about their anonymity should either not have a WordPress.com account, or should log out of it before posting; the system will accept imaginary e-mail addresses if you prefer to use one (anyway, e-mails are not published). Your IP address however will be available to your host, a point worth some consideration should he find you unamusing.

The host also has the power (pause for evil laugh) to edit comments should he find them insufficiently entertaining. The result will make the commenter funnier than he really is, for which he should graciously accept the undeserved credit.

Written by Cheney W. Halliburton

February 9, 2010 at 5:55 pm

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